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the premptive idea, or state of mind to succeed at sexual interaction with the opposite sex. This state tends to produce the most desparate attempts at sex, with the most hilarious outcomes.
Dan was such high gear last night, he did a fatty.
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A place where schoolwork is so much easier than in college, but the girls tend to have smaller boobs.
I can't believe I was such a whiner in high school. At least I have a steady supply of booze now that I'm in college.
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The act of being so high off of marijuana that you actually believe you can walk on water and shit like that.
Guy 1: duuuuuude...
Guy 2: Shit man, you are JESUS high!
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Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.
Pedro: Why can't you remember any fucking directions?
Bob: Don't blame me, man, I'm high.
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public school in a gay rich town in MA. at least it's free
catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.
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Right before you cum, the muscles in your groin pull your balls up for the Money shot.
"He's about to cum!"
"How can you tell?"
"Look, his balls are High and Tight!!"
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What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.
How do you know you've been high jacked?
How?
Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.
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