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The day Captain Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp won his case against ‘my dog stepped on a bee’ Amber Turd
Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd
Bob : ……
The day the greatest chad, most handsome and manliest ALI ever was born.
if you happen to have the same birthday you would make a great side kick to Ali Monged.
oh shit its 29th of June I must bring all my money to the great Ali. OH ALI WE LOVE YOU.
The day when your teacher will take the class on a trip. AND cei 3 crai trebuie sa steie in aceiași cameră!!!
11 June means
This person named Maek June is the one of the CUTEST person alive on earth, if you heard the name Mark June one thing came to your mind is the word CUTE
On June 5th you need to send your boyfriend a multiple pictures of your juicy tits covered in soap.
boyfriend: Hey you know it’s June 5th
Girlfriend: yeah I’m gonna for a shower now
Boyfriend: so I can see those soapy big tits
appreciate and gift a girl who’s names start with an A day
A Person: Hey why do you have a present?
Another person: It’s June 5th! I’m giving this to my best friend who’s name starts with an A.
Person 1: Ohh ya it’s June fifth! Hold on I’ll be right back I gotta get a gift for my sister.
June 5th is now nation LGBTQ love day. SO if you know someone gay, Love them!!! yaknow ask out your crush or whatever gay people do
Peace out oxoxoxoxo
Elodie: im gay
Me: its June 5th national LGBTQ+ love day <3
Elodie: ok awesome xoxoo
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