Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

Her/She

Kind of sounds like Hershey’s the chocolate brand.

Wanna go to Her/She’s house

Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?

Both.

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

Mahomes'd her

I was doing her doggy style. Pulled out and jizzed. The cum went in a football arch, a Patrick mahomes like pass, and struck her in the forehead dripping down her face to the bed.

I was fucking her doggy style and mahomes'd her bro!

blowed off her forehead

when you bust so hard you blow off her forehead from the jaw up

I blowed off her forehead better then she's ever imagined

Post it with her

To sleep with or “enjoy” your time with a girl

Person one: dude did you post it with her? Person two: yeah I got all up in there

Her Mana

Her Mana is an upcoming indie RPG from studio and music label Luxford Ace

Cesar: "hey dude have you heard of Her Mana?"
Luis: "oh yeah, i love that game!"
Gomez: "what the fuck are you two talking about"