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It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."
"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."
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Jack Dagniel's
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After being first coined on Youtube's high calorie cooking channel Epic Meal Time, Harley Morenstein sometimes will be heard refering to Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey as "Jack Dagniels".
The reason speculated for the renaming of this whiskey is purely because he's Harley Morenstein and is bad ass.
...Jack Dagniel's sauwce in our meat sauwce.
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The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.
After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.
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A secret place for self gratification
We couldn't find Dave, then we realized he was in his jack shack.
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An alcoholic drink consisting of Dr. Pepper and Jack Daniel's.
Dude, give me another shot of Dr. Jack
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A clothing brand worn almost solely by private school kids in Britain. Very expensive, Britain's answer to Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Only difference is that you have to be rich to afford JW. Generally worn by the pretty, popular types, or the wannabe private school kids.
She must go to a private school, she's wearing a Jack Wills hoody.
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Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.
Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.
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