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The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.
Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.
As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!
Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.
Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...
Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
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When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
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1) The feeling of contempt with the overall pleasures of life.
2) The act of lighting/burning life cereal into a bong or pipe with the intent to inhale the smoke.
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When I have sex I just feel high on life.
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Tim: Do you know what ever happened to Mikey?
Tom: I heard he OD when getting high on life.
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Someone who believes that ALL life is sacred not just the life of an unborn human being. True pro-lifers do not support capital punishment.
John is a true pro-lifer, he believes that all life is sacred and should not be killed for convenience(98% of abortions are for convenience,not medical or rape) or to prove that killing is wrong.
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an excuse that a few retarded people use to pass on using drugs.
"No, i dont need to take a hit of that blunt, im high on life!!"
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Gacha life is a anime dress up game. It is on mobile & pc , Gacha life's fan base is split into two sections, First the talented and nice ones and second THE D I S T U S G T I N G GACHA P#RN YOUTUBERS. People say that gacha life is "disgusting". In my opinion not all of gacha content is disgusting and don't judge before u play , Bc u may end up liking it, I play gacha and its amazing! Bai- <3
Person A : gacha life is bad
Person B : If you havent played why are you talking then?
Dont judge something if you havent played it....
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1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.
2. to find ways to make money and then die.
3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.
4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.
5. Nothing.
6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
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