your ancestors incestors

The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.

Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT

Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.

Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.

Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.

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dip your wick

To insert one's penis into a vagina in a sexual context.

Man, to his male friend, in reference to a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with: "Wouldn't you like to dip your wick in her!"

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slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

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raise your dongers

A catchphrase made by League of Legends player Michael Santana. The phrase is now spammed by his fans in livechats, after he first used it in a twitter post in June stating, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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break your back

When someone is really good at sex and leaves you sore the next day

I can break your back girl

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Your brother a mother

The worst swear word to date, say this and your enemy instantly explodes into a million peices

1-Your mom gay
2-your dad lesbian
1-no you
2-your granny tranny
1-your grandpap a trap
2-your sister a mister
1-your brother a mother
2-*instantly explodes into a million pieces*

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The World is Your Oyster

An idiom from 'The Merry Wives of Windsor' (1600) by William Shakespeare.

-The person in question is literally influential to the point that he/she can be compared to having the world in his/her possession,

-The person in question has a lot of choice in some matter.

For your final project, you can choose from any of these assignments- The World is Your Oyster

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