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Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

337๐Ÿ‘ 273๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

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Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper

I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.

by The Dome December 26, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 April 17, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Topic

The place for rebellious teens who think they're going against the popular trend by buying dirtbaggish clothes, yet are unknowingly giving their money to the same company that runs such preppy places as Abercrombie & Fitch against which they are supposedly rebelling. How's that for being duped, you wannabe hippie scumbags?

I'm such a rebel that I'm gonna go buy all my shitty clothes at Hot Topic, just like everyone el...wait a minute, am I rebelling or am I being f***ed with?!

by Liquidon Snake December 12, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.

The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee

by the avenged July 26, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.

Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.

by Lou-Lou the Angel December 30, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž