Today is national shadow demon day!! Today you have to support shadow demons and give them an offering. ♠️
Person 1: Dude you have to give an offering to a shadow demon it’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh really-?!
Azoroth (Random Shadow Demon name): 😈
The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November
Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"
give your crush your jacket day/ask them out
boy 1: hey look what day it is
girl 1 : oh it’s november 11th it’s national ask a girl out day
boy 1: you should go ask out suzy
*Throws*
Hey, why did u throw him?
Beacuse its Throw a tall person day
Oh,
THROWS TALL PERSON FAY IS NOVEMBER 11
Official Clown on your ex day
The only time in the year to make your ex look stupid as hell
You: Yo Its November 11, Lets go clown on heleana!
Friend: Oh shit homie i forgot, lets do that shit!
National friend appreciation day
Kyle: what are you doing for November 11?
David: appreciating my friends