shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.

for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...

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Mixed Nuts

Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family.

Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family

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nut funk

extremely foul smell from the bottom of the testes which results from streneous exercise, physical activity or yo nazzty ass hasnt bathed in a few

damn yo, you got sum nazzty nut funk, dawg

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nut sweat

The product rubbed on a sleepomg someone's face after a practical joke that involves placing your hand on your testicles for an extended period of time.

"Wake up and smell the nut sweat."

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bust a nut

1. to ejaculate (for males)
2. to pull a U-turn
3. to enjoy a bag of corn nuts

1. "During sex with his wife, last night, Larry bust a nut."
2. "To turn around, I'm gonna have to bust a nut."
3. "Enjoy yourself, we won't tell! Bust a nut with corn nuts!"

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big nuts

A person with huge balls.

One who has much larger nuts than other people.

"That guy Dave has some huge nuts"

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bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

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