Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents
Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets
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When youβre playing a Dark Souls game and you dodge an attack by the skin of your teeth.
I watched a Speedrun of Dark Souls 3 and the person taunted infront of a boss. Classic Hitbox Porn.
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While watching a video on the computer, you scroll ahead for the good parts. Just like in a porn movie scrolling to the desired part.
Jim and I were watching MI3 and I was enjoying the entire movie, but he kept porn scrolling ahead to all the explosions.
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The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.
Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"
Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"
Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"
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A term used to critique behavioral traits and/or a body type commonly seen in studio-based pornography. The criticism is often based on the person's color, ethnicity, and/or the way a fetish is witnessed being practiced in a real life moment compared to how it is displayed in porn.
A buffed bald black man having aggressive sex with a non-black person is a porn-norm many black men are expected to display in real-life interracial sexual encounters.
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When two humans shaped like giraffes have intercourse. Their feet normally hang off the bed and they give under-the-chin hickies.
Emilee and Anderson had giant porn last night.
Yeah! Did you see the hickey under her chin?
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When the camera dude in a porn scene is eating pop corn
This pop-porn in the studio makes a big mess
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