The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.
Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"
Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"
Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"
Big, fat, plump, voluptuous titties that you can slide your dick through. Titties your can grab, hug, and motorboat. Titties you can cuddle!!
Chloe's tits are amazing. They're so fat, big, pink and perky! She's got porn boobs!
The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.
Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!
Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you
Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.
a horror game turned into porn
im olivia and i like to watch scp porn
When you’re playing a Dark Souls game and you dodge an attack by the skin of your teeth.
I watched a Speedrun of Dark Souls 3 and the person taunted infront of a boss. Classic Hitbox Porn.
Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents
Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets