1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...
2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.
"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"
"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"
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The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
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Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments
ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl
IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
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Medical term for blue balls .
When a male is comitting the act of foreplay with his counter-part; and essentially is abandoned before the climax of sexual action. Post Cumatic Stress is the illness diagnosed after being Blue Balled.
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When you are taking a class with Dr. Robertson, and you want to want to move on, but he is dragging out a quote, you are suffering from Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome.
My Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome (PTRS) is starting to kick in. We've been discussing the same quote from Kendi page 68 for the past 15 minutes!