Falcon Punch

Chuck Norris' back up weapon of choice.

"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**

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punch bunny

Much like a fuck buddy but this term only refers to females.
Could also be another name for someone's female lover.

Guy #1: "Hey man, got a new punch bunny yet?

Guy #2: "Yeah, her name's Amanda and she fucks way

better than Caitlyn ever did."

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No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.

'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'

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punch the prime minister

Aussie slang for jerking off

dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister

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Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground

Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

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jim crow punch

The proper way to punch a black person, usually as a punishment for drinking out of the white fountains, or shitting in the white bathrooms

Jim- What is that Nigger doing in my restaurant?
Bobby Joe- I don't know Jim, but give his black ass the Jim Crow Punch and shoo is ass out, make sure you dont get bit though, you might get AIDS!!!

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jawaky ass punch

a random punch to the ass of an unsuspecting victim

Punch yer buddy in the ass real hard when he aint lookin whammo...a jawaky ass punch

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