jump slap

to jump into the air, and use your body weight to slap someone in the face. most effective when your victim isn't expecting it. Hurts like a bitch, but not necessarily harmful.

"I jump slapped Chris cuz he drank my last Dr. Pepper."

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es slap

It is more violent then a regular slap. Usually used by the young cub named Mufasa when in rage, on the verge og anger, or is extreamly disturbed.

Mufasa es slapped Purple.

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kack slap

Is when a slob removes his clothing and does rigorous jumoing jacks..balls caught slapping..

hot mess..last night i got kack slapped

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cyber slap

a signal used on AIM or other internet messaging services to initiate in a virtual "high five," usually used as a congratulatory statement.

Rick: lol we pwnt that shit
Carlos: Yea dude CYBER SLAP

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The Shady Slap

While conducting the Rusty Trombone, you secretly sneak in a ping-pong paddle and slap the recipiant's testicles with a furious rage. When the reciever of this fine maneuver starts to pull away, you will continue with the rusty trombone enticing the person to stay a little longer and repeat the process over and over again.

I can't believe she got me with the Shady Slap!

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Curb Slap

getting one's face on the curb, then slapping with 2+ hands. the number of hands depends if u want to grow extra hands or not but its up to the one doing the activity called curb slapping.

That ghetto girl curb slapped the guy while with 3 hands after he lost the game yesterday. what a shame.

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Slap in the face

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

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