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A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.
Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!
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Well its alright starting out but then WoW came along and well ripped it dry for me. its not as good as this song though
Dragostea Din Tei
by O-zone
ps: whats his face is right about the pokemon thing lol, i was a creature handler and basically graphics and armor seperate the games.
wanna play Swg?
nope lets burn it and get world of warcraft instead and have the cake and eat it too. and while we play we can listen to this totally 1337 song.
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when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.
Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy
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symbol for gangsters, united gangsters, keep it gangster fuck bitches, hoes need pimps pimps need hoes.. get that muh fuckin dough
5 point star, Gangster symbol....
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A name for an absolutely gorgeous girl who loves Star Trek, Lord of The Rings, Magic: The Gathering, etc. A Star Trek princess actually likes these things on her own will, not just because her boyfriend does.
for every 25 guys at a star trek convention there is 1 girl... and of those girls 1 in 10 is a star trek princess...
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The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).
Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
That damn star-nosed platypus ate all my cheeze-its and drank my arizona
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