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Where people that "think" they are smart go to college...even though they are paying double the price of the better college down the street...
Person 1: Is he going to the same college as you?
Person 2: Nope, he's too "smart". Thats why he's going to attend saint francis university and pay double the price for the same ranked program...idiot.
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The University of Florida's Bitches
Gator: Hey bitch, get me a HotDog.
Buckeye: What ..aww.. c'mon man..
Gator: Now Bitch! Don't make me chomp THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY'S ass AGAIN!(does the chomp with arms
Buckeye: ... ...you want relish?
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Home of the Titans. Located in Orange City, Fl. We have the best school spirit around and great sports teams! Orange, white and silver are our colors. Brand spankin new school with nothing but the best. Check us out, you won't be disappointed!
Tim: Whoa, look at that chick!
Allen: Damn! I bet she goes to University High School, she's too hot to go to Deltona or Pine Ridge!
Tim: Way true man!
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A selective University located in Lexington, VA. At one time a shining beacon of Southern values, W&L is now turning into a liberal hotbed for cultural diversity. Rapidly losing prestige in the fraternity community for excessively overemphasizing their newfound commitment to said diversity. That being said, there is still a great greek system there. However, the influx of GDIs is surely going to implode the greek system in a very short time.
Old W&L Alum: Hey Jimmy Smith, you seem like the perfect guy for Washington and Lee University! Smart, Southern, and well mannered.
Jimmy: Nah grandpa W&L, maybe 30, 20, even 10 years ago. Unfortunately, my white skin and 30 ACT can't really compete with Abu Napatapatalon and Jose Juan Carlos Englasias who have 29's , but are for more diverse than me.
Old W&L Alum: wow, that must mean within 20 years or sooner their whole fraternity system is going to go down the shitter, replaced with an uber cool ultimate frisby intramural league.
Jimmy: great success!
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Women go there to get raped, people rob banks, steal cars, shoot at police officers, etc. That’s Ohio state for ya. It’s also the most ghetto place on the planet. Not Columbus, the university.
Ohio state university is OVERRATED!!!!
the home of sexual abuse
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A research university in Atlanta characterized by the intelligent beautiful women and the decent intelligent loyal men. They are known to be the most sophisticated students in Atlanta and graduate Wall Street or corporate ready.
They have a supposed rivalry with Georgia Southern but that's only in the imagination of Georgia Southern Students. The real rivals are Georgia Tech. This is characterized by Georgia Tech stealing the whole business office, a whole dorm, and a whole award winning college of business faculty. Georgia State has stolen nothing from GT. They are originals.
The student mascot is the panther. They are also renowned for their women who can point and get men to roll over, stay, fetch, or pant.
Georgia State University is the only university i recruit from in the south, said the Wall Street executive.
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A private catholic university, where the students are anything but good church girls and boys. The schools real small and really located in the ghetto of bridgeport, but we forged our adress so people think were classy. The freshman like to shit in microwaves, and pull firealarms everyday. The ra's are nazis. And the uperclassman live so far away from the school you wouldnt even no they go here. All the kids go to r- bar every weekend and get shot at club house. This is our 34,000 dollar education... Sacred heart university
Sacred Heart university is the classyness of ct
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