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When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob
“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”
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Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
You're late in French.
French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out
Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup
The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.
“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”
Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"
I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.