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When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened
My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing
john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.
While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.
Girl: omg his cock was so big
Girl.2: Ik
Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week
The most metal name in the world
Megadeth is so max orrantia
jelque milk maxxing is an technice, where you jelque and edge at the same time, resulting in whipped cream like texture.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.
"Shut up dad!, Im jelque milk maxxing" - Max (lost his ability to edge)
jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).
"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)
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