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Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.
"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
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Battle Time is when a fight too fast for the human eye is slowed down to the viewers level. Think Dragonball, Naruto, most shonan anime. Most acts in these shows are described as fast but to us appear slow or average.
Fan 1: Ha, Frieza doesn't know what minutes are. This fight has been going on for 5 hours more like.
Fan 2: Thats just "battle time", 5 minutes could be 5 hours if you move fast enough. Would you rather they just put a 5 minute clip of sound with the shockwaves like the minute they did back in Dragonball fights instead?
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Waiting a long period of time, Term said on vine
We have to sit out here and waiting a long periodolically time
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Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.
Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.
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No fucks given .. no time for ...cant be arsed.
Joni. I cant beleive you have ended the relationship
Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
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When you get stuck in a situation that you don't want to deal with.
Hooker: You look awfully clean tonite.
John: Oh yeah, I had Misty mulch my sak last night.
Hooker: Yeah you did you dirty dog. It must have been tuffy time for her.
John: Ohh yeah, she got me.
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used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time
Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time
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