Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

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Oh you don't know what karlson is?

Something louder than anything and whishlist karlson so it will be release

Dani:Oh you don't know what karlson is?
Its was at this moment that he knew.
He fucked up

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don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)

Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.

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Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

A saying you say before you let out a loud fart.

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good," he said as he let out a loud fart.

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don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

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I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.

Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

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