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Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019


Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2019


Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.

My girlfriend has figgy-twat.

by Messtopia July 6, 2017


High school twat

People in high school that do things because they seem cool/funny but in reality are extremely dumb, useless, or even harmful

Plenty of high school twats submit names to Urban Dictionary in attempts to pathetically praise their crush, promote their own image, or roast people they dislike

by Unit 12 May 8, 2018


Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by August 22, 2024


Twat pot

A gaggle of women talking shit. Usually after you’ve done something stupid or humiliating.

Look at that twat pot talking shit about you, Linda. I told you she wasn’t into butch women.

by JajaJackson December 2, 2021


Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt January 30, 2016