a penis that has been deep-fried, covered in peri peri then frozen
you've got a chilly willy
The single greatest feeling of pure adrenaline, induced through the snorting of vodka up one's nostrils. May get you intoxicated quicker and with greater effect.
Friend: Bro have you ever done a chilly willy?
You: No, what's that?
Friend: *proceeds to snort vodka and go batshit crazy*
When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"
When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha
"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"
Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.