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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 2, 2023


Leg someone up

Midland UK term to trip someone up by sticking your foot out.

Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.

by Seabright February 26, 2023


Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025


Squiddy legs

A Manchester slang word for an underpaid cleaner

"She probably works squiddy legs" "He's got the squiddy legs"

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_kid August 29, 2023


Mr Jumpy Legs

The coolest and dopest and bestest froggy in the world

Mr Jumpy Legs is cool is heck

by Nordic Skibobert Quenchy July 16, 2022


cost an arm and a leg

if something costs you an arm and a leg, it costs you a lot of money.

you know that horse cost an arm and a leg

by cemilthegreeklover June 1, 2018


peg leg

(humorous slang) a strap on
similar in use to "third leg"

she had me suck her peg leg

by c0ttntail December 27, 2024