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Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.
This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.
Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."
Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."
Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."
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A cool way to say; You understand? Mostly used by white girls who think they are cool.
I Fucking hate that stupid bitch, you feel?
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Another term a partner says when they are done in a relationship.
Girlfriend: oh Eric I am so done with you!!
Boyfriend: so we are over?
Girlfriend: use urbandictionaryy to find out asshole!
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Every middle school material girl when they are losing a fight.
Blonde 1 : I am such baddie Blonde 2 : no you not! Blonde 3: you really thought you ate
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Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will."
Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".
Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her!
Person2: You won't!
(Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.)
~OR~
Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time.
Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't!
Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in...
Class: Yay!!!
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Trash you is another way to say beat up
Mallory: stfu
Me: don't tell me what to do
Mallory: I'll trash you
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