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A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.
Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.
Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.
National hate mexican day!
March 1
Ella ; Hi beaner!
Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH
Ella : It's national hate mexican day
Journey : Ohh okay
November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.
“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
When someone trips six days a week, to be missing for six days or to only be on point one day a week.
He's is on dat six day sidestep cause he was wit his boys, but he came around on Sunday.
On January 7th, go up to a vsco girl and try to kiss them.
Ex- Patrick: I’m so glad Alexa is a VSCO girl,
John: why?
Patrick: because it’s Kiss a VSCO Day and Alexa is hot.
*patrick makes out with Alexa*
The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.
Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia
Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days