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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.
This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.
I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!
Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!
A national holiday that is celebrated on April 19th where everyone and their mothers( alive and dead) must do a tier list on their favorite cookies)
This Holiday was founded by Wamuu Sir pillarlot back in 300 AC but was then resurfaced by young German men in the early 2000s and is celebrated every year.
I can’t wait to rank cookies on cookie tier list day!
Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
Another word for saying gay or twink.
Brooooo thats gay, you dont wanna be a Rohan Day.
Gravity Day is a day in which gravity is increasingly magnified, scientists have no idea why this occurs. This phenomenon occurs every 2 centuries (20 years) on the day of February 10th.
Mark: Bro I just dropped my spoon and its standing. Kevin: That's because it's gravity day bro.
on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??