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On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.
Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”
May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day
Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed
John: WooHoo
Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th
Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.