August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
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November 15th A day where girls have to say yes
Boy: Hey wanna go out Girl: eww no
Boy: It’s national girl yes day see you at six
a day where cheating is celebrated , have sex all day long !
hey today's scandals day ! let's have sex
Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work
september 13 is the day you get to bully your friend, if you have any friends named grass or any plant based name you get to bully them (not to harsh) 😈 (it is also the day my grandma died but that’s not the point)
omg it’s september 13th bully Grass day 😈
April 29th is hot water day! It is a day you spend appreciating your hot water.
‘Hey did you know today is Hot water day?’
‘Is it really?’
‘Yeah, its April 29th today. Would you like to spend hot water day with me?’
‘Sure i would love too’