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Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers
“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”
On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though
Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day
the day that izzy is the most important and everyone has to do what he / she / they want.
izzy - get me food
person - ok ( its izzy day)
Opposite Day has certain rules that are exempt such as kissing contracts
Shaina can’t back out because it’s in the Opposite Day bylaws
January 21st
The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.
"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."
On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!
Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back