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Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks
“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”
“It fucks!”
Fuck is the only fucking word that can be put fucking everwhere without hindering your fucking ability to comprehend the fucking sentence. Can be used to express annoyance, anger, or unpleasant surprise. Can also mean to have sex with.
"Oh fuck, I broke the vase!" - Expressing unpleasant surprise
"Lets fuck." - Asking for sex
"Fuck you!" - Expressing Annoyance or anger towards a specific thing.
fake duck. you know the soybean shit they pretend is meat. where was your mind at?
1. (v.) to engage in sexual intercourse with
2. (adv: fucking) used similarly to "very", but a lot stronger, and generally more derogatory.
3. (adj: fucking) Does not have a specific meaning, but is placed in front of nouns to emphasize their importance.
4. (n.) insulting term for a "person", typically with dislikable or slutty traits.
5. (inter.) Used similarly to "Oh shoot!", but far stronger and more derogatory.
6. (phrasal verb, "fuck with") mess with
7. (adj: fucked) screwed, left with no choice
8. (n, typically in the singular) attention, care
1. I swear I heard Joe fucking Michelle last night.
2. Can you fucking stop?? I'm trying to fucking sleep, god fucking damn it.
3. Your fucking friends have no right to be in here.
4. Mike is such a dumb fuck.
5. Fuck! I forgot my homework.
6. No way he is fucking with my girl.
7. He is going to be so fucked when they find out.
8. I have never, and won't ever give any fucks about your dumb shit.
Thing people say when they stub their toe
My toe hit on the table leg
Me: fuck