MOTHER

JOJO SIWA

PERSON 1: WHO IS UR MOM?
ME: JOJO SIWA IS MY MOTHER

Mother

A common word used in jokes that will give trauma to those used upon

I was having sexual intercourse with your mother last night

Mothers

Mothers can also mean swear down

"I banged that girl last night" and then the other person would say "mothers" which means swear down

Mother

Your mother is a woman who loves you very much.Your mother is a woman who will do anything to make you smile.Your mother is a woman who is brave,smart,and beautiful.Your mother is a strong woman who loves you more than anyone.Your mother loved you before anyone else could.Your mother went thru a lot but she still try’s her best to put a smile on your face.Your mother loves you more than you soulmate.Always go to your mother. When your scared the first thing you want to do is be in your mothers warm comforting arms. You want to be a child again so you could give your mother one last tight hug.

Have you seen mother? I want to give her a hug I miss her.

Mother

The person that wants you to pause an online game, normally asking you to do something you can do in two minutes. You lose your game.

Mother: 'Pause that game, take out the trash'

Mother

Used on Twitter to describe people who are serving cunt.

"Nicole Kidmans is mother."

Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.

Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.