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When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.
Look at that man doing the funky turtle
When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.
Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!
To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.
The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.