A uncoordinated sloth, who can't play sports worth a shit he also takes his daddy's dick. He likes to watch gay dwarf porn while stroking his dick with horse radish. He also gets sloppy seconds from a close freind .
Some pulled a Jaxon D and accidentally dropped the soap.
The act of shitting in a girls vagina and eating it after sex.
A: So whacha wanna do babe?
B: Hi :D
A: Say less.
A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.
Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!
Connor:Yo the Pistons just traded Bruce Brown to the Nets for D Musa
Jonathan:Can't have s**t in Detroit
A term in poker, usually of the online variety. A D-Raise is when a player is the last player to act around the table after all other players have bet or called the existing bet, and instead of just calling or checking like everyone else and getting to the next card, the D-Raiser bets the minimum amount, causing the entire cycle of betting to have to repeat itself. It can be especially frustrating in games with a large number of players at a table.
Player 1: bets $100
Player 2: calls
Player 3: calls
Player 4: calls
Player 5: calls
Player 6: calls
Player 7: calls
Player 8: calls
Player 9: bets $5
Players 1-8: "What a D-Raise"
Getting discouraged after being left on read, only for the other person to reply a short while later with an explanation.
I got D-Ghosted by this girl the other day, but she was just on a plane flying home.