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punch your brother/sister day. you can beat up your sibling.
It's october 2'nd, time to die brother.
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Military unit located in Camp Carroll, South Korea. Ran by retards who don't know anything about leadership. Try to be "squared away" but really suck at it. Most fucked up ADA unit in the Army...of all time. DO NOT AIP! SGT (E-5) Is the worst rank in this unit. You will come a Specialist and leave a fuzzy. Their ass-hole is so tight you can put a lump of coal up it, and in three weeks it will be a diamond.
Man, I;m going to 2-1 ADA!
Shit...that sucks!
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Published by Nintendo, developed by Intelligent Systems. One of the best RPGs on the Nintendo Gamecube, or on any system for that matter.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
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A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
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34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.
34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.
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In Texas Hold em, the worst hand you can possibly be dealt, especially when the cards are unsuited.
Jeez dog no house, no money, no car- it's like life gave you 2 n' 7.
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A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.
The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.
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