Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
Girl 1: omg have you seen gauge w!? He’s so fine
Girl 2: ikr?? I’d be lucky to have him as my bf
When a man swings his dick back and forth as fast he can in a competition amongst other male friends. Other wise know as “Clankin”
Wow bro, “how u swangin the W” that fast?
A man with high determination with favorite phrases like “WHY?” “Are yOu mOcKiNg mE?” And likes to do mock trials. And fish with his son “TYLER” in Kent Asland
Man 1: Fish sucks!
Jim W. Fowler: aRe yOu mOcKiNg mY fIsH, iLl hAvE yOu kNoW tYlEr iS tHe bEsT fIsHeR
a self centered women that is always blaming stuff on other people and plays to much overwatch
Leah why are you munting all over your dog