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Drew and Jason Rosenhaus have signed the most Pro Bowl and Hall of Famers as an agency.
The Rosenhaus Brothers are the only brothers who are sports agents and attorneys.
When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.
Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.
Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on
Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!
Worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and all other but not as worse like your family tree lgbt
Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
Guys with the most insane ability to get any girl they want. Also guys who will turn into the biggest assholes you've ever met if you fuck with them. Be careful with them around women you like as they'll probably get them first.
What happened" "I pissed off the Marshall brothers so they banged my girlfriend and my sister and sent me pics" "Damn!"
This word will set the insult game to the next level and the survivors will never be the same
Bob: ure mom gay
Dave: no u
Bob: ure dad lesbian
Dave: ure granny granny
Bob: ure sister a mister
Dave: I didn't want to do this but URE brother a hugger
Bob: soul is instantly devoured by the beings of the cosmos