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To give your bf a blowjob every 2 hours or so for the hole day of February 24
It’s the 24th of feb it’s ( Alex’s bj day )
This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
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A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness
Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome
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Used to let A female know her butt crack is showing when bent over or crouching.
Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Carla is showing “
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees her butt crack sticking way!! out of her jeans. He then announces to everyone "hey your Alex is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.
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Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it
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i have no idea who this guy is but somehow he gained fame on instagram just because he is cute
that guy is so an alex from target
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Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome
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