A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.
The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.
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the button that one can push to receive anal from another
1.press here for anal!
2.she has an anal button on her necklace!
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The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!
I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!
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When someone is raped in the butthole.
Yesterday at the party you know that weird kid Justin, well he gave me ANAL RAPE.
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The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.
Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.
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The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.
John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.
Brad: What the fuck
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