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Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
Andrew the type of guy to say that’s interesting after the teacher says a fact about their previous endeavors Andrew the type of guy to remind the teacher to assign homework this Nigga Andrew loves kissing men and women Andrew the type of guy to go home and do fuck all and say it’s fun Andrew the type of guy to think getting beat by his dad is a sport like riding a bull Andrew the type of guy to get very pissed off when you call him Andy if I 1v1ed Andrew snipers only on nuke town I would slam him because his skull is so thick and large I could no scope him while looking in a diffident direction
Person1: omg look it’s Andrew
Person2: oh yeah that stupid nigger
Person1: omg he’s got a berret m82 anti material rifle that shoots .50 bmg rounds!!!!
Person 2: oh my nelly biscuits let’s skidatal
Andrew: no more mister nice guy Nigga let’s dance bigger nigger
Andrew is a man with a big bone in his leg and crotch area in his pants
He likes to talk about fortnite a lot. He drew a picture of the praetor token in art and his teacher she thought it was a penis. That's Andrew for ya.
Andrew says: "Are you excited for the new season of fortnite?"
A very cool mega awesome guy who deserves the most love and biggest hug in the world, can also be a bit of a dork sometimes!
"wow I just love andrew so very muchc:"-Kayla
A very cool mega awesome guy who deserves so much love and the biggest hug in the world! He’s the best friend in the whole wide world and really knows how to make people happy, he can be a bit of a dork sometimes though! He’s very nerdy about football but in a good way that makes you smile c:
“Woah I just love Andrew so very much”- Kayla