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Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.
A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.
Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.
The place on your body where shit goes out or gets pushed back in by so weird guy
Don’t let Phil near your asshole he’ll push that shit in
1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
were poo comes out
my poo is coming out
its from her asshole!!