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A Block Baby is the child of a woman that doesn't know who the father of the baby is. In other words it could be anyone on the block. Therefore, it also insinuates she's a hoe.
Person 1: Did you see her baby? He's so cute.
Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.
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Someone who lies about blacking out the night before so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.
"Karen says she doesn't remember hooking up with Ryan. She's such a blackout baby."
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A child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. Usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. Resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. These features include but are not limited to: button nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.
Excuse me, dear friends, but I have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !
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A beloved green and pink dinosaur from the TV series Barney and Friends who is a comfort item for many girls across America
Sutton: I never go anywhere without my baby bop!
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When you hate a girl so much, you get her pregnant and then bail.
"Did you hear about Tammy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out Sean was only being nice to her to get her pregnant..."
"He didn't?!?"
"Yep, he gave her a hate baby."
"God, that sucks. Really? Sean?"
"Yep."
"Man. Oh, by the way, I got an 88 on that test."
"Oh awesome! Yeah I still don't know what I got."
"I am sure you did fine."
"Hopefully."
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People who go on Habbo who dress up like a baby and talk with too many w's in their words. Hang around Adoption Centres looking for a (preferably) HC rich 'mwummy' or 'dwaddy'. Sad losers with no lives.
UNIFORM:::
HAIR: Girls: Two pigtails
Boys: BALD.
TOP: Hoodie, ANY colour. Please don't ask WHY they wear a hoodie.
BOTTOMS: Shorts or a miniskirt
SHOES: Bunny slippers
I usually deal with them by
a) being incredibly mean to them in the adoption centre or b) being all nice in the adoption centre, taking them home and torturing them.
NOTE: Do NOT attempt to comprehend the Habbo Baby language without an expert at hand.
EXAMPLE A) (See above)
Habbo Baby: -TwoddleshOverTwoohPwettyWadyAndSmwilesh-
Me: -steals shoes, bangs baby's head on the wall and slaps-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Cwies Icklesh Hweart Out-
Me:Get a life, loser
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Then I get banned from the room. Oh well-its worth it >:) haha)
Example b)
Habbo Baby: Hewwosh
Me: Oh hi hunny!
Habbo Baby: Will woo adwoptesh mwe?
Me: Of course!Accept friend request.
Habbo Baby: Yay!
**AT MY HOUSE**
Me: -shaves ur hair off-
Habbo Baby: waa ur hurting mwee :(
Me: Shut up! -cuts a slit in ur leg-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Pathetic! -slaps-
Habbo Baby: Mwummy I hwave swomefing twooh twell wooh, and its swo swad I dwont knwow hwow twooh sway it :'O
Me: What?
Habbo Baby: I dwont wantesh twooh bweeh wur chwild any mwore:'( Bwecwause wu hwurt mwe and bweeh mween twooh mwe :'(
Me: SAD!?!?!? That's the best news all day! Good riddance! -craps on u and chucks u in2 da gutter with all the green slime-
These experiences actually HAPPENED to me,believe it or not! Stupid habbo baby noobs
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a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"
If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!
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