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An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.
The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.
I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.
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1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
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someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
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The Barbadian Banana Tree is when a woman in a crawling position on all fours and a man commences a crab walk position underneath her torso in a 71 postion ( a 69 with two friends watching). The man then commences cunnilingus while power thrusting her mouth like a banana falling out of a tree
Man....I put that girl in a Barbadian Banana Tree last night and trust me she exploded with excitement.
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something to gross not able to be repeated; see silence
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