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Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Jesus Take The Wheel !!!!! My burdens are overwhelming and it doesn't seem like I'll ever catch up. I feel the pain of stress, hurt and setbacks. Strengthen me to stand up knowing you are always with me.
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A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.
I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!
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One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.
"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."
A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you
Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!
Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie
when something surprises you
RED HOT JESUS THAT MAN IS HOTTTTT
An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.
"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"
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The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.
"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."
Supply-side Jesus would be sad.
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