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A pimp and drug dealer from the movie "Black Dynamite."
My name's Chocolate Giddy Up and I do two things: take money from bitches, and sell drugs to the community.
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Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.
My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?
When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.
Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.
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1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life
2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"
John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
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One of the greatest breakfast cereals to hit the stores in a long time.
It's the perfect thing to snack on late at night, or in the middle of the day, or whenever you just get the munchies.
Special K is usually portrayed as a womens only cereal but hey, it can be for dudes too! Special K Chocolate is sooo damn good!
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When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
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