Floating Duck Party

That act of dosing an unsuspecting person with LSD, usually by spiking the person's drink.

We through a floating duck party for Dave, and now he's freaking out in the fetal position on the floor and will probably have to go to the hospital.

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the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

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Ridin Donald Ducks

One who has 24 inch rims on his/hers ride.

Yo yall see JP Ridin Donald Ducks!!

I'm Ridin Donald Ducks, and it's gettin me bitches!

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Resting duck face

When you make a duckface with out meaning to.

My sister Jennifer always has resting Duck face!

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i hate ducks

hating ducks is natural

if you hate them, then you won’t go to hell
but you won’t go to heaven
you’ll go to duck-hating afterlife, regardless if you’re not a duck-ist

“i hate ducks,” mark said.
“i don’t give a shit,” felix replied.

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one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

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duck shoe mentality

a person who, when in an argument, must go out of his way to counteract every valid point the opposition has, usually based on absolutely nothing

you have a duck shoe mentality, thus you are a faggot

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