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When you whole team on siege runs pump shotguns (popularized by Supreme_aidan)
that greedy jager we are Pumping and dumping the attacker’s
The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.
The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!
When a man ejaculates into a person without a condom or pulling out.
Joe got her pregnant by dumping deep for months.
When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap
part 1
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).
Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.