Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.

Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend

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Just A Friend

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.

"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"

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Friend of the House

A person who has undergone some sort of initiation process and passed a challenge to become accepted into an urban sharehouse, each test being unique to the particular household.

Torched! You haven't worn the rainbow pants so you're not a Friend of the House!

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friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

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Friends With Benefits

When a boy and girl who are good friends use each other for kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc. These acts, (commonly done privately/under the radar) usually work until one person falls for the other. This normally leads to one heartbroken person and two friendship less people.

Mark- wanna me friends with benefits?
Katie- what are the benefits?
Mark- well we could kiss
Katie- maybe, what if I get hurt?
Mark- don't worry you won't
*2 weeks later*
Katie-you asshole, I hate you.
Mark- what did I do?
Katie- just stop hurting me we're done
*no more friendship*

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Mutual friend

These are friends on Facebook that you and another person have in common. That is, both of you know those people.

Robbie and I have 180 mutual friends on Facebook. How do I still not know who he is?!

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best friend

someone who is supposed to be there for you someone who is with you through thick or thin not someone who turns around an stabs you in the back

you sleep with my boyfriend an i will kill the boyfriend an learn to 4give you were best friends an thats the way it should be

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