A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked
“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”
—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”
When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.
He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.
a person that has money or i high or a war lord or likes coke or meth or just wants to live
a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.