blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

blowing smoke in your face

Meaning the person who blew smoke in your face wants to fuck

I blew smoke in babes face

Blowing smoke in your face wanting to fuck

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You blow me

To be giving oral pleasure

Naman you fucker, it means blowjob; You blow me

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blows my hair

amazes me

"whoa alex and drew broke up?? that blows my hair!"

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blow my booty ho

Phrase coined during the late gangsta rap era in reference to giving one oral sex.

Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”

Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”

Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”

Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”

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Blowed up real good

Canadian slang, often used dismissively or as a joke -- wow, wish that idiot would blow up real good! Originated during the 1970's in Canada by Second City cast members John Candy and Joe Flaherty. on the comedy show SCTV, a fictitious television network with it's own shows, one of them being the Farm Film Report, where two farmers discuss the latest movies and film theory - a routine parodying Siskal and Ebert. Supposedly the best part of a film is when things get "blowed up real good." They even had some celebrity guests (other cast members dressed up as Dustin Hoffman, Bernadette Peters etc) who were "blowed up real good" during special "Celebrity Blow Up" segments.

"Best part of the movie was when things blowed up," says John Candy. "For sure," replies Joe Flaherty, "they blowed up real good!...real good!!"

spurm burping blow pig

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

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