Rural Dictionary

J R I

A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.

Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??

Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!

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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!

Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!

by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010

I. J. Kelley

(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),

1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.

Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!

by J. Fehr. November 11, 2010

Stimpson J. Cat

Stimpy's full name from "The Ren & Stimpy Show," as revealed in the episode "Stimpy's Big Day."

Are you Stimpson J. Cat?

by moogmagician July 20, 2012

the three j`s

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.

I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!

by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 20, 2014

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