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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 19, 2022


Jacob Camilleri

A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.

Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.

by Greg berry January 7, 2023


Jacob wigton

likes to do the nasty in his nasty.

he is such a Jacob Wigton.

by Crap shooter October 26, 2016


Jacob Cass real

KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people

Uhhhhhhhh
WWE 12 RTWM Guy

Jacob cass real sucks.

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022


Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra March 27, 2018


Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday

Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable

by Jbabe73 August 4, 2019


Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 28, 2023